The Grand Distraction
naamahdarling:
“ elodieunderglass:
“ sufficientlylargen:
“ everythingstarstuff:
“ Winged bull. Picture was snapped as the bull was chased by a crane at Keoladeo National Park, in Rajasthan, India.
Photo: Jagdeep Rajput
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“Bull chased by crane” is a...

naamahdarling:

elodieunderglass:

sufficientlylargen:

everythingstarstuff:

Winged bull. Picture was snapped as the bull was chased by a crane at Keoladeo National Park, in Rajasthan, India.
Photo: Jagdeep Rajput

“Bull chased by crane” is a brilliant cover story for when pics like this surface, I’ll have to remember that.

A weather balloon

Swamp gas.

his-dark-strange-son:

seapunksundog:

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Holy shit same

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

the funniest glitch gif ive ever seen is that one of the onion knight standing on that rock waving then becoming the rock

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pengosolvent:

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry
it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”)

Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

taylor-tut:

taylor-tut:

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

You pleased a mad fae trickster

sohotthateveryonedied:

justalilbobafettish:

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

thenatsdorf:

It was going so well. (via chatsterrr)

If Earth had Saturn’s Rings

justbehappydamnit:

just–space:

From an excellent post by Jason Davis

From Washington, D.C., the rings would only fill a portion of the sky, but appear striking nonetheless. Here, we see them at sunrise.

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From Guatemala, only 14 degrees above the equator, the rings would begin to stretch across the horizon. Their reflected light would make the moon much brighter.

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From Earth’s equator, Saturn’s rings would be viewed edge-on, appearing as a thin, bright line bisecting the sky.

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At the March and September equinoxes, the Sun would be positioned directly over the rings, casting a dramatic shadow at the equator.

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At midnight at the Tropic of Capricorn, which sits at 23 degrees south latitude, the Earth casts a shadow over the middle of the rings, while the outer portions remain lit.

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via x

I didn’t know I wanted earth to have rings but now I know and am sad